Imagine the elderly wife of the chairman of a giant company.
She visits her husband at work one day and notices he can’t help staring at all the young secretaries in hot-pants.
All these girls have legs that go on forever.
She thinks “I’d like him to look at me that way.”
So she goes out and buys herself a pair of hot pants.
Then she wears them when her husband comes home.
She says “Well, what do you think?”
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