Mr Pot, Meet Mr Kettle

I picked up Campaign last week and there was a quote from
me.

“This will be
accepted by people who are staunchly Conservatives but rejected by people who
aren’t. It’s not bad, it’s not wrong, it’s just ineffective and invisible.”

It was referring to the current poster featuring David
Cameron.

Campaign was accurately reporting what the Times had quoted
me as saying.

So is that what I said?

Well, yes kinda.

It is true that I said those words.

Just not in the way it sounded.

The conversation from which that quote was distilled
actually went on for about ten minutes.

The journalist asked me what I thought of the latest
Conservative poster.

The one where David Cameron has no tie.

And there’s no Conservative logo.

Would this new depiction of the Conservatives as more
relaxed and business-like, convince voters to switch?

I said I didn’t think it was as good as the work Saatchi’s
did.

But then I think that was some of the best political
advertising ever.

He asked why.

I said, think of political advertising as a Venn diagram.

Core Users in one circle, Core Non-Users in the other.

There’s no point talking to Core Users, they will always
vote Conservative.

There’s no point talking to Core Non-Users, they’ll never
vote Conservative.

Just like any market, the only people worth talking to are
the ones whose minds you can change.

The ones in the overlap.

And how you change their minds is you tell them something
new.

Something they didn’t know before.

Or something they never thought of.

Take Saatchi’s poster “Labour’s
Tax Bombshell”
for instance.

It was a 48-sheet poster filled with a huge black bomb.

Written on the bomb, in white, was the amount each person’s
tax was going to have to rise, to cover all the promises Labour were making.

Someone at Saatchi had looked at what the competition were
saying and run some numbers.

That was something no one had thought of.

That was something new.

And so it changed the minds of lots of the voters in the
overlap.

And that’s where elections are won.

In the overlap.

Slogans and name-calling won’t work.

Slogans just reinforce the status quo.

They don’t change anything.

Slogans are just Core Users and Core Non-Users shouting at
each other.

Like the terraces at a football match.

And that’s the conversation I had with the journalist from
The Times.

I’m not sure he was listening.

Because he said to me, “But
how about this new Conservative poster? David Cameron isn’t wearing a tie, and
they’ve left the Conservative party logo off. That’s pretty new and radical
isn’t it?”

I felt I wasn’t getting through.

So I said, “Do you
seriously think any undecided voter in the overlap is going to change their
vote because David Cameron isn’t wearing a tie?”

And he said, “So
you’re saying you think the poster’s a load of rubbish then?”

By now I’m just trying to make myself understood about
advertising to people in the overlap.

And I said, “Look,
this will be accepted by people who are staunchly Conservative but rejected by
people who aren’t. It’s not bad, it’s not wrong, it’s just ineffective and
invisible.”

And that’s the only part of the discussion that ran.

I’d gotten so involved in what I was saying, I’d forgotten we were talking specifically about a single poster.

I thought we were having a general discussion about political advertising.

But to be fair, all the journalist was doing was picking out
the bit that made the best quote.

And dropping what he thought was the boring bit.

I shouldn’t complain.

 

After all, that’s pretty much what we do.

  • John W.

    There is a big difference between being economical with information and deliberately misleading though. When push comes to shove I’d imagine Campaign would show it’s true colours. Haymarket Media Group is Heseltine’s baby after all.

  • Grilla Login

    “THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH” worms doesn’t make for a good night out.
    Selective use of quote, Dave. Impresario’s use it all the time.

  • John W.

    Politics aside. I guess to persuade the overlap the ‘discovery’ has to be interesting and reasonably compelling. Personally I thought the zeitgeist was a rejection of personalty/celebrity. Euro RSCG should be made to do hard labour.

  • Kevin Gordon

    Hi Dave,

    So, the journalist was discussing the execution as “the big idea” whereas you were discussing “what’s the big idea?” because there wasn’t one.

    EG: Conservative voters out-take: Oh look at Mr Cameron “looking good.”
    Labour voters out-take: “Seen it before. all talk and no action.”

    Result: Stalemate.

    Years ago I regretfully screwed an interview with Trevor Beatty.

    Unfortunately I was a young dumb arrogant and stupid twat at the time.
    we had a similarly paiful discussion about ideas and executions which ended up as:
    “tis”
    “tsnt”
    “tis”
    “tisnt”
    “tis”
    “TISNT”

    Trevor was so good to me. He should have just told me to “Xxxx off.”
    He didn’t. he told me to come back. I never did because I was 17 with my head up my arse. At the time, there were a lot of “punny” agencies in town that didn’t help.

    15 years later I saw the light thanks to a D&AD course and your little yellow book where I discussed “tis tsnt” with Paul Divver and co. It took six weeks for them to beat this crap out of me, and I’ve never looked back since. I hope party that wins will be the one with the best ideas.

  • http://community.brandrepublic.com/blogs/adifferenthat/default.aspx A Different Hat

    Your issue with the journalist is all about the TRUTH. In this case, you feel you were quoted out of context.

    The TRUTH is the reason the ‘Labour isn’t working’ poster worked so well. There were enough people in the overlap who believed this to be TRUE.

    In the poster you refer to, David Cameron is making a PROMISE. In the rest of the world of marketing and communications, it is important to identify the ‘consumer promise’ and then communicate and deliver it. If you don’t deliver on your promise, people won’t buy your product.

    So, I agree with you that this poster is “not bad, it’s not wrong, it’s just ineffective and invisible.”

    And the reason I agree with you is that in POLITICAL advertising, making a PROMISE is not enough – voters simply do not believe the promises made by politicians. Nor do they care.

    It would be a much better poster if, rather than make a promise, it made a claim that voters would believe is TRUE.

    Which it doesn’t.

    And they won’t.

  • gotnoteef

    Political advertising is a waste of time – there’s no choice – so there’s no difference to advertise – it’s the same old cr*p from a different bunch of thieves. They might just as well stick different shades of blue from the pantone on to the voting cards and let everyone pick their favourite colour.
    Cameron is a blue-nose tory sh*te-hawk with no interest or empathy for the ordinary folks and the issues they face; Brown is a dour jock git lacking the charisma to make an impact; and the other fella barely even exists.
    Why don’t they just pump their combined ‘vote for our insignificant figurehead’ budgets in to the economy – I bet those poor bankers could use a couple of quid.

  • Kevin Gordon

    Hi Gotnoteef,

    I mixed carrots, potatoes, bacon, swede, parsnip and cheese in a foodblender the other day for a client. It came out a delicious Mushy Peas green. That’s what we get with politics these days. It’s all sludge.

    I always like to look at the line behind the line.

    Why are the Conservatives promising not to make NHS cuts?

    Simple.

    If they or anyone else cuts the NHS any more it wil have an irreversibe Haemorrage. We all know Conservatives go Private anyway, so what do they care?

    It’s as absurd as Gordon Brown saying “I’ll sort out the bankers, but not at the expense of the Army.”

    Now if Gordon Brown decided to enforce bankers or MP’s fiddling expenses to do a year’s military service in Afghanistan, we’d have a Sun Headline at no cost to the taxpayer. Why lock them up when you can ship them out to do something useful.

  • John W.

    I know we are going off topic but me thinks the tories want to re-arrange the deckchairs on board the titanic.

  • Kevin Gordon

    You’d be surprised how on-topic you are John.

    DECKCHAIR POLITICS.

    A few years ago, we spent a dreadful holiday in Crete.
    The local beach was full of so many drug dealers and undesirables,
    we went a bit further along the coastline to relax.

    We found a lovely beach one morning.
    Empty.
    My Russian wife (let’s call her Mrs Kruschev)
    drove my fishing umbrella right between two
    neatly arranged empty sun loungers.
    Well, I wasn’t going to argue with her.
    but I knew there’d be trouble…
    You’d think she was claiming the soil for Mother Russia.

    Then along came some noisy stroppy Italians.
    You know, the Dolce & Gabbana set, dripping gold and shouting.
    They decided to sit either side of us.
    I knew they were getting very upset at our presence
    as my white Ricard Cycling plasterer’s sunhat did not match their
    sunglasses or golden tans.

    Talking across us on purpose, I felt uncomfortable, and in a typical
    British Manner, I suggested to Mrs Kruschev we move.

    “Niet.” Came the answer from behind a pair of smiling Kremlin sunglasses.
    As I looked across the beach I noticed a gold-chain clad British Jamaican.
    He was a notoriously naughty boy from West Ham.
    I thought, “Should I say hello?” but decided to let the giant rotweiller rest
    with his entourage to the sound of his reggae music.
    Behind me, I could see the same bunch of D&G Italians moaning like mad to some guy
    who looked like someone you don’t really want to know.

    It was all going to get out of hand unless Mrs Kruschev decided a Cuban
    Missile Crisis in Crete was just not worth it. So I let things ride a little longer.
    It was so surreal because you never know who knows who on a beach.

    Enter a poor ear-bitten Greek deck-chair attendant:

    “Excuse me sir, I know you are just having a holiday and you are causing no-one trouble, but would you be so kind as to move because I cannot deal with these awful people. It would be a great help to me.”

    “For you, I’ll do anything.” was my answer.
    I said it loud enough for the Italians to hear.
    That really annoyed the Italians.
    They had got what they wanted, but they hadn’t.
    They still were not happy
    not because they Italian, I love italians,
    but because they were unreasonable.

    A little diplomatic chat with Mrs Kruschev, and we moved, but she wasn’t happy either…well not until the D&G crowd moved their sunloungers together to have a shouting conversation and one of the loungers tipped-up in the sand and her lotion -choked body was suddenly golden with grains of sand.

    Then, and only then, did Mrs Kruschev smile broadly.

  • Dave Trott

    In my experience Britsih voters are more cynical than, say, Americans.
    So while they will for vote FOR someone (eg Obama) we ususally vote AGAINST someone (eg Ken Livingstone).
    So the incumbent party is always at a disadvantage.
    Trying to defend their record in government.
    It’s easy for the opposition, all they have to do is attack.
    The brilliance of Saatchi Tory advertising was understanding this.
    So, when the Conservatives were the incumbent, Saatchi didn’t defend their record as you’d expect.
    They attacked Labour as if they were the incumbent.
    This wrong-footed Labour who weren’t sure what, how, or why to defend
    This time round the dumb thing for Labour to do will be to defend Brown or his record.
    No one cares, everyone just wants a change.
    The only real chance is to attack Cameron.
    And there’s plenty to make him look like the greater of the two evils.

  • gotnoteef

    hopefull they’ll sling enough sh*t at each other for this to be a) moderately amusing and b) savage enough to ruin both of them and many of their supporting MPs. That way we might get some fresh blood inparliament, some new ideas and possibly one or two ‘representatives’ who are interested inthings other than their ownwealth and power obsession.

    Kevin – Mrs K sounds fabulous – a great mix of grit and schadenfreude – top lady.

  • Kevin Gordon

    There’s a great danger of other parties eroding Labour voters by protest votes to other parties. Remember what happened in France a few years ago when Jean Marie Le Penn showed a sudden upsurge in Right Wing Nationalism?

    I know we all like to moan in this country. I just ask myself who can I see as PM?
    What has David Cameron done?
    Obama has already branded him a lightweight.
    This country likes proper leaders.

    With Labour, they have to stop all this pathetic internal bickering.
    Brown’s the only one capable of keeping his mouth shut.
    I noticed the moaners all went very quiet when the expenses scandal hit the tabloids.
    I wonder if you had two lists;
    Conservative expenses and Labour Expenses, who would win?
    That could be a very interesting political ad.

  • Kevin Gordon

    Thanks Gotnoteef.

    Schadenfreude: Definitely a female thing.

  • Jayne Marar

    you’re right Dave, the place we’ll find the best and most interesting ideas, is in the in between. world peace and a better future for all of us, lies in the in between ( i’m not joking)

    and so are you JW there’s a big difference between being economical with information and deliberately misleading.

  • Grilla Login

    When more people voted for this year’s X Factor than vote for who governs a country [as was the case with the last UK Election] then the onus is on the politicos to clean up their act, reengage the electorate in the act of Democracy – An important and hard-won commodity, which has been neglected and driven down in value by crass political point-scoring and years of negative campaigning.

    Jayne, should I put myself forward for PM at the head of the Banana Party?

    More importantly, would Grilla get your and Dave’s vote?

  • Jayne Marar

    Grilla you’d definitely get my vote, there’s nothing like a good Banana! i’m holding my breath for 2010, who knows what’s going to happen next. cheer up they said things could be worse, so i cheered up and sure enough they got worse. i only hope things get better and somehow we all need to sort out this mess. equal rights and freedom of expression for all (as long as they’re not rude with it :)

  • Grilla Login

    Jayne, I might mistake you x for kiss – are you prepared for that to happen, have you considered the ramifications?

  • Jayne Marar

    Grilla, you left an r off me and to answer your question, well that would be interesting!

  • Grilla Login

    r.
    Jayne, please accept it with my sincere apologies.

  • Jayne Marar

    AWWW G, you really know how to spoil a girl (or is that sexist, should i say woman? :)

  • Kevin Gordon

    Tarzan & Jayne.
    Hotter than Heseltine and Thatcher.

  • Jayne Marar

    don’tmentionTarzanKevin,you’llblowitall,thatwasoveryearsago, em.. promise! in fact, if i wasn’t mistaken, i might even think you were trying to move in on Grilla!

  • Grilla Login

    Hey, guys, Grilla’s can swing both ways along with all the other apes.

  • Jayne Marar

    AWWW G that’s just like you peace and love for all, but sadly i’m a one man woman, Grilla :)

  • Kevin Gordon

    How am I supposed to wriggle my way out of this steaming jungle back to politics?

    Aha! Imagine the two Bananas in this clip are political parties and the teddy bears are the unsuspecting general public.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrV0VSAjEak

  • Jayne Marar

    funny. nice one Kevin :)

  • Grilla Login

    ‘Bananas in Grilla’s’ is infinitely better my Antipodean mates.

  • Kevin Gordon

    I couldn’t agree more with you Grilla.
    I’d be the last person to mess with your Banana’s…

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